Unauthorised Entry

Some applications for admission to the school simply cannot be ignored, based on the strength of the candidate or the urgency of the situation.  Such was the case with Mr. Ursus Americanus, today, who simply could not resist the attractions of the campus.  Experiencing a relaxing swim on the waterfront, then a leisurely stroll across the lawns, Ursus concluded his foray into the world of academia with a sightseeing ascent of a handy Douglas fir.
Subsequently tranquilised by a conservation officer, Ursus was removed to a quieter place and reminded to follow normal admission procedures in future.